And Your B-List Dude of the Week is…

RICHARD MADDEN
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Age: Burgeoning (He’s only 28, but Craig has two more Bond movies.)
Height: Enigmatic (Google says 5’11”; IMDB says 5’9″ – I’m inclined to believe the latter.)
Nationality: Appropriate (As I said, he’s Scottish, like Connery.)

According to legend, Richard Madden was a shy, chubby boy when he decided to take drama classes in hopes of breaking out of his shell. It worked, and he became King of the North. Recently, he was demoted to Prince Charming, but he got to live through his wedding, so we’ll call it a win. Currently, he’s a little young to play Bond, but he’s got a few years to grow up into an international man of mystery. Currently, he’s filming Bastille Day, a CIA thriller with rumored Bond-hopeful Idris Elba. It sounds super interesting, and with that cast, I am sure we’ll all be clamoring to see it.

Thanks for playing. Tune in next week!

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Bonus Puppy!