Final Destination Dudes

I should probably be embarrassed about this, but I love the Final Destination movies. I had a roommate who was really into them, and his excitement for this ridiculous franchise roped me in. So to celebrate our spooky dudes in October, I give you the quintessentially B-List Dudes of Final Destination. Pick your favorite, and I’ll be back at 5:00pm to announce winners.

Texas Battle
Final Destination: 3 – The terrible one with the roller coaster.
Death: Head crushed by workout equipment

Texas Battle Attends The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences Daytime Emmy Nominee Reception Held At Savannah Resturant,Burbank California,June 9 2008 ©RD/Longendyke/Retna Digital

Bobby Campo
Final Destination: 4 – The one with the race cars
Death: Run over by a truck, with a sweet X-Ray effect!
Campo

Nicholas D’Agosto
Final Destination: 5 – The one with the bridge
Death: Flight 180!
DAgosto

Arlen Escarpeta
Final Destination: 5 – The one with the bridge
Death: Crushed by a tire from the sky
Escarpeta

Ryan Merriman
Final Destination: 3 – The worst one with the roller coaster.
Death: Subway crash
Merriman

Devin Sawa
Final Destination: 1 – The original Flight 180
Death: An offscreen falling brick. Super lame.

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10:  Actor Devon Sawa arrives at the Screening of New Line Cinema's "Final Destination 5" at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre on August 10, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Seann William Scott
Final Destination: 2 – The one with the freeway pile-up.
Death: Decapitation by spinning metal debris
Scott

Kerr Smith
Final Destination: 1 – The original Flight 180
Death: Crushed by a falling sign in Paris – the final death of the first film. Carter, noooo!
SmithK

Nick Zano
Final Destination: 4 – The one with the race cars
Death: A reverse-colonoscopy from a pool vacuum.
Zano

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