I should probably be embarrassed about this, but I love the Final Destination movies. I had a roommate who was really into them, and his excitement for this ridiculous franchise roped me in. So to celebrate our spooky dudes in October, I give you the quintessentially B-List Dudes of Final Destination. Pick your favorite, and I’ll be back at 5:00pm to announce winners.
Texas Battle Final Destination: 3 – The terrible one with the roller coaster. Death: Head crushed by workout equipment
Bobby Campo Final Destination: 4 – The one with the race cars Death: Run over by a truck, with a sweet X-Ray effect!
Nicholas D’Agosto Final Destination: 5 – The one with the bridge Death: Flight 180!
Arlen Escarpeta Final Destination: 5 – The one with the bridge Death: Crushed by a tire from the sky
Ryan Merriman Final Destination: 3 – The worst one with the roller coaster. Death: Subway crash
Devin Sawa Final Destination: 1 – The original Flight 180 Death: An offscreen falling brick. Super lame.
Seann William Scott Final Destination: 2 – The one with the freeway pile-up. Death: Decapitation by spinning metal debris
Kerr Smith Final Destination: 1 – The original Flight 180 Death: Crushed by a falling sign in Paris – the final death of the first film. Carter, noooo!
Nick Zano Final Destination: 4 – The one with the race cars Death: A reverse-colonoscopy from a pool vacuum.